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Devils Point
12/13/2009 9:00 PM at 5TH ANNUAL BAD CHRISTMAS SWEATER AND MUSTACHE CONTEST
5305 SE FOSTER RD, PORTLAND, Oregon 97206
Cost: $5
It’s that time of the year again to grow out those ’staches and hit your local Goodwill for some cheesy Christmas sweaters. This years prizes will consist of a gift certificate to your local Sizzler, a free lap dance, tons of porn giveaways and a grand prize of your very own Christmas photoshoot at Glamour Shots. After you’re done being surrounded by tiny little sea horses in the middle of the ocean, we will post those pics in our 1/4 page ad in the Portland Mercury. SO COME ON YA’LL, GET TO GROWIN’ AND SEWIN THOSE ’STACHES AND SWEATERS! Sponsored by 42 Below Vodka
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