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Rev.
11/22/2010 8:00 PM at "LIVE @ DULLARDS" ~ Rev.Two-Sheds comperes for ’The Casual Poet’ ....
666a Clique street London and South East, DULLSVILLE, ZER0 1
Cost: pre-book only ~ £6.66 no concessions or luncheon vouchers please.
As most of you already know, The Casual Poet really needs no introduction, and so ’DULLARDS’ have booked Rev. Two-Sheds as compere for this star stunted event - rather than allowing Rev. Two-Sheds to waffle on and on about The Casual Poet... We have decided to copy in this revue of her work, as taken from the strips of some other shite specific glossy Arts Council funded magazine, currently hanging on the nail... "The Casual Poet moves briskly like a jolly red setter with a shiny new bone, she digs new holes where’pon she and throws in short, somewhat jealous ditties about mindlessly happy mums in bloom, and babes upon the titty, and of course a few short one’s in the style of a bit part tart from Sex in the City... unleashes her honed quasi~feminist rasps on cliched repressions ’pon fumbling useless men and of the obvious ease in which she herself can go hey ho bravo with the clasps of her padded satin latino Bravissimo... [etcetera]... Thrill to her soliliquays, fully basted in the juices of her lost loves and clinical depressions... [etcetera]... her ripping knit one pearl one yarns slice through the ice with regurgitant urgency... swoon to old chestnut stylisers about her chocolate obsessions and how they were so awefully awefully naughty but nice... Also, not to be missed... [etcetera]... all this and that and so much more, delivered with only minimal digressions inc. her bestset grand finale style of deliciously, erudiciously and ambulently staring impressions, of a tantalisingly sexy and predatory pastiche of Carmen Electra, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, whats~her~face from the ‘Attack of the 50ft Woman’, in a pre~viagra falls coceptualisation of a how a young John’s Session would overeact on top of a downed pilot for a showdown in ‘Who Wants a Line Anyway’ ~ Not a dry seat in the house... ... book early to avoid disannointment... ....
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