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Rev.
8/27/2010 4:00 AM at Mono assault of paisley Y-front BriAn JoNEs KLOnE BoWLcUTs on Dyke nr Local Municiple Shit farm
KaK du MonDe ~ On a DyKe ~ Nr. SkAG CiTY by the sea side...., Nr SMaCkSViLLe de la PLAgE, Channel Islands A51N 1NE
Cost: CANCELLED
This years all new band wagon ca$h trawl fe$tival in a field full of carefully po$itioned cowpat$ has been modelled on Stalag 17... New Venue [no refunds] ! ~ $ome or other hip and really with it commercial cash-in pop fe$t on the mud slide tractor pull circuit ~ on a dyke near the sea side / contents to include ~ R2$ mono assault with usual durational 5 days-worth of kak as kerchanged via R2$ bespoke’o’matic mono sound system with cheap and crappy lights... [subject to draconian local authority wire cutters and jobsworth killjoys] - Thrill to pumping klunky ptang nyang kipperbang platter splatterings and promotion of wildly variant forms of non-corporate, non-zietgeist & anti-social noise pollution. High-lights inc. certifiable lifecodes to the greater gloria hunnifords of your mum. / other info: ~ Incitements to suggestive muffler frugging, twist’o’rama, etherealist swami hurdling and nano-spandex wall of death winkle picker pirouettes in the style of Rudolf Nureyev on 3 jars of coffee and some Benylin / also: ~ Various unscheduled breaks for tea & biscuits.... / Festival also includes speciality intervals inc. ~ liggers only pro-celebrity ’points win prizes’ live radio broadcast interview workshops for really with-it & finger on the pulse poncy retro-railers, with support from various local celebrities and Brian Jones clone bowlcuts ... This year, the radical posturing ’point to point’ decibel readings are presented by The Assembled Pipes and Drums of the West Rottingdene Ladies Law and Order League... other highlights to include braying tactical ego-karaoke support squads of 24hr. yellow jacket mega-phonies offering jobsworth obedience class operatives with (subject to status) grist list wrist band sniffing / access all area style gurners with bad haircuts, portacabins full of ’finger on the pulse’ ex hospital radio jock straps, and free reiki suppositories. To access the independent R2$ area of this event, for health & safety reasons, we advise that you please remove all your credibility and place it into one the bins provided at the entrance to the T.P.. ... All other non-affiliated & separate V.I.P. access to fenced-off idiot fun remains wholly dependent upon fulfilment of all usual crap hairstyle acceptance gate and ligging criteria (please refer your appropriate local authority, local radio and Arts Council brochures) : ~ Grist list only ~ Smart casual dross / No brainers. [ for your safety Brian Jones klone bowlcut holding pens will in operation for the duration. ]
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