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Rev.
12/26/2010 2:00 AM at Vile at "Social Khazi" .... a quasi~rural semi-suburban dead end with crispy coupons
Sluice 4, River Fleet, West 2, LoNgDoNg, London and South East 1T 5UCK5 .
Cost: Non-negotiable ....
More of the same as usual with hyper-inflated ’chaino-style’ drink prices and a really shit PA... highlights include rich kids trying to be poor supported by local authority licenced bouncers in puffa jackets who spend the rest of the week practicing hard stares in front of the mirror... plenty of heap acceleration schmooze opportunities with support from bad hairstyles and urgent heart- rending wristslash acousto-thrash... 10% entry discount on production of a valid prescription for anti-depressants... price includes melamine chill-out cubicles & a semi-covered outside reiki schpieling area [subject to status]. Come to Vile - suburbia’s latest urine recycling centre, plenty of atmosphere, and the social equivalent of a backed up festival khazi... smart casual dross only...
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