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JACKIE BEAT MUSIC
11/7/2009 10:00 PM at WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BUSTY JANE?
Cavern Club Celebrity Theater: 1920 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, California 90027
Cost: $30
This is the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups of campy live theater! Let us explain... Imagine TWO of your very favorite things -- late ’70s/early ’80s porn AND Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? -- violently forced together and then drenched in chocolate!
Okay, so there’s no chocolate, but there is JACKIE BEAT as washed-up porn kitten Busty Jane Hardon, MARIO DIAZ as her wheelchair-bound brother and original "power bottom" Branch Hardon, NADYA GINSBURG as the maid of indeterminate ethnicity, SAM PANCAKE as the flaming faggot next door and a different SURPRISE CELEBRITY GUEST for each show as Jane’s prospective new personal assistant!
Hiding away in their black lacquer and Nagle-filled West Hollywood condo, Busty Jane and Branch seem to have stopped their Swatch watches at the peak of their fame and success in the high-gloss, day-glo Eighties. Living in a delusional and dysfunctional world of faded memories and dusty dreams, the two former sex industry superstar siblings now have only each other to turn to -- and ON.
When Branch’s plans to sell their condo throws a wrench into Busty Jane’s big comeback, the broken down has-been loses it... and the New Wave shit hits the fan!
TEN SHOWS ONLY! THIS WILL SELL OUT!
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